It’s March Madness and you know what that means: Brackets. No, not that one. I’m talking about the one that means you made it in the sports media world: The Spun’s annual Most Annoying People In Sports Media bracket.
The number one seeds are about as predictable as your Duke bracket this year, as Stephen A. Smith, Skip Bayless, Colin Cowherd and Jim Rome are the juggernauts this season. Meanwhile, last year’s winner Jemele Hill is out of the running since she departed ESPN and is a contributor for The Atlantic, no longer focusing on sports. She beat Stephen A. Smith for the title of most annoying.
The 2019 bracket features a few interesting matchups to get the field of 64 going.
4. Bill Walton vs. 13. Gus Johnson
This rematch is likely the most energetic face-off in the opening round, Walton made it to the final four in 2018 after beginning his run with a 63 percent win over Johnson. Gus may have cooled the jets over the years, but this battle of college sports commentators could be a close one yet again.
2. Dick Vitale vs. 15. The Spun
The Spun may be putting themselves in Cinderella’s slipper with this one. Last year The Spun was bounced by Paul Finebaum in the field of 64. This year they’ll look for redemption against the mighty Dickie V.
4. Dave Portnoy vs. 13. Deadspin
This one is going to be ugly. This match would be high on an old Attitude Era WWF Raw card for the Hardcore Championship with steel chairs and metal trash cans thrown about. Portnoy may walk out with this one, but not without Deadspin getting in as many licks as they can.
8. Stugotz vs. 9. Sarah Spain
The true definition of a 50/50 game between eight and nine seeds. Both have their own No. 1 podcasts on the Le Batard and Friends Network, but who will advance in the battle of annoyance?
3. Dan Le Batard vs. 14. Terry Bradshaw
Speaking of Le Batard, he gets a high seed but could be in for an upset with resident Mike Tomlin hater Terry Bradshaw looking to make a run at the title. Le Batard didn’t make it out of round two in 2018 while Bradshaw had an uphill battle against Clay Travis that wasn’t close. With both men looking for redemption, this could be the bracketbuster where the winner could make a deep run.
8. Tony Romo vs. 9. Joe Buck
Finally we have a battle of commentators from Fox and CBS’s number one teams. Romo was a 14 seed last year and was eliminated by Vitale with ease. Meanwhile Buck drops from a four seed to nine after losing a close one to Phil Simms in 2018. Meanwhile, Simms is somehwere laughing maniacally as he repeatedly votes for Romo.
Stephen A. Smith is arguably the front runner, he’s had quite the season at being emphatically wrong on a number of topics such as how an injured Hunter Henry was a big success for the Los Angeles Chargers, or Dwayne Haskins’ scrambling ability, and goodness knows what else. But you never know, 2018 saw Chris Broussard (10), Bill Walton (12) and Keith Olbermann (11) make it to the Elite Eight.
Is all of the consternation and hand-wringing about flex scheduling much ado about nothing? Ian Rapoport was on with Pat McAfee Tuesday and said despite the NFL owners voting to bring flex scheduling to Thursday Night Football, it isn’t the weekly threat some are making it out to be.
“I would say this from what I know of this, I would still be surprised if any game was flexible,” the NFL Network insider said. “I would be surprised if any game was flexed because they don’t want to use it.”
Flex scheduling in Sunday Night Football is used to create the best matchups in the league’s marquee window. With the option coming to Mondays and Thursdays this season, Rapoport says the bar for justifying moving not just kickoff times, but days, is going to be high.
Thursday Night Football has the most restrictions. The league will have to announce any moves almost a month ahead of when the game actually kicks off. When McAfee pointed to the Pittsburgh Steelers’ visit to New England in Week 14 as a prime candidate to be flexed out of Thursday night, Rapoport outlined a very specific scenario where he could see it happening.
“It’s not going to be like, ‘Well, we have a little bit better game, so maybe we’ll do that,’” he said. “It’s going to be like, ‘Okay, we have Mason Rudolph starting versus Bailey Zappe. Like, no one will watch this. We have to move.’ That’s to me, that’s under the circumstances that you’d see a flex.”
Last season, the matchups for Thursday Night Football were especially bad in some weeks. Al Michaels even made reference to it on the air during games. Having flex scheduling could help to avoid that, but Rapoport says the option is about protecting Amazon in the event circumstances around a game change drastically, not simply placating critics.
“I think basically is the kind of thing where, like, they want it available, but it’s only going to be used if they have literally no other choice.”
Rick Hummel has passed away after a brief illness. The legendary baseball journalist was 77 years old.
Hummel is best known for his work covering the Cardinals for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. His death comes in the first season after announcing his retirement.
Covering the team was something of a dream come true for the St. Louis native. He reported on three World Series wins and seven National League pennants. He was recognized by the National Baseball Hall of Fame in 2006.
The 2022 season was Hummel’s last of a 51-year run covering the team for the Post-Dispatch. It wasn’t the end of his career though. He went to Jupiter, FL in February to cover spring training as a free lance writer for a number of different outlets.
Rick Hummel will certainly be missed by his friends and loved ones. He will also be missed by the Cardinals community, who already mourned the loss of Mike Shannon earlier this month.
While we know that Pablo Torre is going to have a new show with Meadowlark Media in the future, he hasn’t exactly been specific as to what it will be. We continue to look for bits and pieces from Torre about his show that will begin sometime before the NFL season begins.
Torre was a guest on The Rights To Ricky Sanchez: The Sixers Podcast with Spike Eskin and Michael Levin (around the 22 minute mark) and he said that he is at Meadowlark to follow his curiosities and he thinks back to the story he wrote for ESPN The Magazine in 2015 about the 76ers and trust the process serves as a guide to him.
“I have things I am obsessed with that I want to explain to people, and I believe there are stories in sports and in the national cultural conversation that either could use a little more smarts or a little more humor and I want to figure out how I can be the place where you find smart and funny when it comes to storytelling in sports in a narratively informed way. I’m being very vague about it, but the magazine sensibility of that process story is something that serves as a North Star in my brain.
“How do I tell a story that people from afar are maybe somewhat familiar with, but can get under the hood of to articulate and reveal and report some things that serve as something close to a definitive treatment to it?”
One thing that Torre thinks is a big opportunity in the media landscape is that there is an open lane to tell sports stories in the audio format.
“There’s a lot of narrative series, some of which are excellent, but in terms of an always-on show where someone’s job is to follow a curiosity down the rabbit hole and/or tell a story/interviewing a person as a way of explaining something larger. I want to bring a viewpoint that because sports is so much about living or dying with these games as we have been, I want to take the position of also being able to zoom way in and way out and engage with the news cycle, but not be beholden to it.”
Torre isn’t going to be able to cover everything in sports, but he said that he wants to take a complicated story and make it simpler for the listeners.
“My goal is not that I’m going to cover everything, but I’m going to give you stories of a different genre, stories that explain and go deeper. I want to make this fun, but also premised on contextualizing complicated stories in a simpler way.”
Ricky Keeler is a reporter for BSM with a primary focus on sports media podcasts and national personalities. He is also an active podcaster with an interest in pursuing a career in sports media. You can find him on Twitter @Rickinator555 or reach him by email at RickJKeeler@gmail.com.