"I'm in Toronto, but I'm on the air," Carton said. "What can I do for you today, doll?"
"All numbers are measured by Nielsen and include both streaming and terrestrial listening data."
"Twitter will break. The world will come to an end when every NFL fan in America is rioting over Apple screwing up the NFL Sunday Ticket.”
"He noted that the show does 22-and-a-half hours of sports talk per week. WAG Wednesday makes up just 15 minutes of that."
“What a way to get the season started. You get baseball, and you lose baseball. You get deGrom, you don’t get Scherzer…"
“All these years later that she gets it and would have a little fun at herself, it would be the single-most wanted bobblehead giveaway in baseball...
“It has nothing to do with her physically, she’s a wonderful woman. The media’s coverage of her presence pisses me off.”
"which one of you will be first to acknowledge that you stole oops I mean heard the story from me and @EvanRobertsWFAN... we are waiting"
“He saw me, and I saw him. And the room stopped. Honestly, it’s one of the most fascinating things I’ve ever experienced."
“Rob Man-Fraud hates baseball. I am convinced that. He calls the World Series trophy a piece of tin. He does not like baseball.