"I think they've actually found somebody with the ability to engage brain to vocal cords almost every bit as well as Stephen A."
“Rob Man-Fraud hates baseball. I am convinced that. He calls the World Series trophy a piece of tin. He does not like baseball.
"He murdered him. He absolutely killed him."
"What are they doing today? The Guardians and the White Sox Mount Rushmore. What the hell is going on with programming?"
“(If) we hit that mid-June period and we get to the NBA Finals and there’s still nothing from MLB, sports books are going to be concerned...
“I took a nap,” Passan said. “It was rad.”