After promising to take away the blue “Verified” check marks from Twitter users on April 1st, the social media platform actually went through with its promise...
"He's drinking hot tea, and gargling, and giving himself a throat massage. I wanted to choke him by the end of that car ride."
"This is an awful time in our history as a planet and a human race."
"People will pay for this. So rather than having a lower price just for the Bengals, the NFL makes you buy this."
"I'm honored. I didn't think I would get in the book."
"I wouldn’t want to leave it the way it is right now."
"Now we can put to bed the retirement and all that. I'm gonna be here a good long while."
“One addendum to that: I heard today, the NHL, red hot.”
"'No disrespect', she said, but if you say it doesn't count, that's disrespect."
"You don't want to go into the new television contract with your All-Star Game being off 30% from the previous year."